Do you guys know about the complexity of girls??
Bcuz u r a female,you'd understand them perfectly.
AND they say it's hard y guys couldn't understand
them in the first place.
*Here r some prophylactics I'd like to offer.
It may come in handy especiall in times of dire distress though.
- when she says..."i think i need it",she really means..."I want this,buster.And you'll pay if u don't give it to me!!"
- when she says..."I love you",...she really means.."If u don't say I love you too there'll be hell to pay"
- when she says..."Am I pretty?"..she really means..."There's only one correct answer n you're dead meat if u don't get it right."
- when she says..."We need to talk"...she really means...."You need scolding asshole".
- when she says..."That girl has an interesting figure"...she really means..."she's obviously silicone n if u look at her again,ur eyes will be in a bottle at the lab".
- when she says..."I'm not yelling"...she really means..."I am yelling&I love it".
- when she says...."I don't want to nag"...she really means..."I'm going to nag&you'd better listen for your own good".
- when she says..."I miss you dear"...she really means..."I'm alone right now,I feel lonely&I demand that u feel lonely too!!".
- when she says..."I'm not going to tell you twice"...she really means..."I'm going to tell u many,many times again&again sucker!".
Like they say,Girls are made of Sugar&Spice!
(:
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